1 00:02:23,457 --> 00:02:24,582 Shit! 2 00:02:27,541 --> 00:02:28,457 Let's sleep. 3 00:02:43,332 --> 00:02:45,165 - What're you doing? - Let's make love. 4 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,582 Honey, no! I am sleepy, I am tired... 5 00:02:48,582 --> 00:02:50,748 - Let's do it tonight. - Why not? 6 00:03:21,124 --> 00:03:22,374 What's wrong with you? 7 00:03:22,457 --> 00:03:23,332 Making love. 8 00:03:23,332 --> 00:03:24,790 You trash! How can you make it? 9 00:03:25,707 --> 00:03:27,832 But... I've tired my best. 10 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,123 I've tired my best, honey! 11 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:32,832 Honey, I am exhausted! 12 00:03:32,832 --> 00:03:34,248 Go to hell! 13 00:03:34,749 --> 00:03:37,374 You are useless! You trash! 14 00:03:37,374 --> 00:03:39,040 You are useless both day and night! 15 00:03:39,041 --> 00:03:40,791 You always said you're tired when I want to make love. 16 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:43,999 You moron! You'd better die! 17 00:03:43,999 --> 00:03:45,582 You trash! 18 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:12,332 Good morning, boss. 19 00:04:12,499 --> 00:04:13,874 Everything is fixed. 20 00:04:22,082 --> 00:04:26,457 What's wrong with you? You are tired early in the morning? 21 00:04:26,749 --> 00:04:28,249 You are trash! 22 00:04:28,541 --> 00:04:30,124 Pick it up! 23 00:04:46,041 --> 00:04:48,041 What's the chief's recommendation? 24 00:04:49,207 --> 00:04:52,457 Woo, you just need to watch, huh? 25 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:54,666 You seem to be thirst for sex. 26 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:56,041 Let me give you a hand? 27 00:04:56,041 --> 00:04:58,624 I am dated, make it next time. 28 00:04:59,457 --> 00:05:01,082 Come on! Just cancel it 29 00:05:01,457 --> 00:05:02,665 No, I can't. 30 00:05:02,666 --> 00:05:04,207 Cheung, I want a plate of roasted ribs on rice. 31 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:14,791 The roasted pork is really nice. 32 00:05:14,791 --> 00:05:16,916 Come on, don't kid me, Officer Lazyboots. 33 00:05:16,916 --> 00:05:19,666 Mind your fingers! Otherwise you can't shoot! 34 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:20,791 Mind the knife! 35 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:22,957 You moron! I use my brain. 36 00:05:22,957 --> 00:05:24,332 I don't use my fingers to think. 37 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:29,791 You are notorious for being irresponsible and lazy. 38 00:05:29,999 --> 00:05:33,082 Well, actually the whole of you is useless, don't mind only fingers. 39 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,957 I'm glad to know you're here! 40 00:05:34,957 --> 00:05:37,540 You are a loan shark, you collect protection fee and sell pirates, 41 00:05:37,541 --> 00:05:38,624 I should have caught you! 42 00:05:38,624 --> 00:05:40,082 Are you bluffing? 43 00:05:40,082 --> 00:05:41,957 I won't give a damn! What do you think you are? The Commissioner? 44 00:05:41,957 --> 00:05:43,665 The Commissioner has no time for you. 45 00:05:43,666 --> 00:05:44,999 - What? - But I will arrest you sooner or later. 46 00:05:44,999 --> 00:05:48,165 Come on! Arrest me... if only you have guts! 47 00:05:48,791 --> 00:05:49,999 Give way... 48 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:51,332 Higher you legs. 49 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:55,416 This is a restaurant, not a place for fighting. 50 00:05:55,582 --> 00:05:56,915 Forget it! Stop fighting please. 51 00:05:56,916 --> 00:05:58,624 Brother Key, give me face, would you? 52 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:01,499 Alright, I will give you face! 53 00:06:01,499 --> 00:06:02,540 Thank you. 54 00:06:02,832 --> 00:06:04,790 Alright, I am giving you face too. 55 00:06:04,791 --> 00:06:05,749 Hands off. 56 00:06:10,582 --> 00:06:11,415 What are you looking at? 57 00:06:11,416 --> 00:06:12,791 I am occupied, I am leaving now. 58 00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:14,624 I want p plate of "4 treasures on rice", I will come back later. 59 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,166 Sure. 60 00:06:16,499 --> 00:06:17,415 Auntie San. 61 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:20,207 - What some tea? - Thanks. You're so nice. 62 00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:22,707 - Good morning. - Auntie Six, good morning. 63 00:06:26,832 --> 00:06:27,998 Why chickens are being sold here? 64 00:06:28,457 --> 00:06:29,665 Why not? 65 00:06:30,749 --> 00:06:32,832 Are you from the Agricultural and Fisheries Department? Taking them for inspection? 66 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:34,374 What are you? 67 00:06:37,707 --> 00:06:39,623 I am a cop, show me your I.D. 68 00:06:42,041 --> 00:06:43,832 - I haven't. - Why not? 69 00:06:45,082 --> 00:06:46,957 I want to sell these chickens here. 70 00:06:46,957 --> 00:06:48,165 After that I will go right back to China. 71 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:49,791 So you are illegal immigrant 72 00:06:49,999 --> 00:06:53,707 And your chickens are illegal immigrants either. 73 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:56,624 Cut the crap, follow me to the station. 74 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,790 Officer, would you please give me a chance? 75 00:06:58,791 --> 00:07:01,999 Pal, both your chickens and you all illegal immigrants. 76 00:07:01,999 --> 00:07:03,332 How can I give you chance? 77 00:07:03,332 --> 00:07:05,290 You'd better give me a chance! Come on. 78 00:07:05,374 --> 00:07:06,249 Are you serious? 79 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:07,707 Come on! I'll push for you. 80 00:07:07,707 --> 00:07:08,998 Hey, sir... 81 00:07:08,999 --> 00:07:10,749 Where do you work? Speak up. 82 00:07:12,957 --> 00:07:14,998 - Lazyboots, you sell chickens now? - Give way... 83 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:16,290 Take care! 84 00:07:16,999 --> 00:07:19,957 Your chickens are so thin! I don't think the taste is good. 85 00:07:19,957 --> 00:07:21,873 Cut the crap! I am damn busy! 86 00:07:22,249 --> 00:07:24,249 Take a seat... 87 00:07:28,332 --> 00:07:30,082 Now, I am taking a statement for you. 88 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:30,957 Where do you come from? 89 00:07:31,707 --> 00:07:32,998 Poon-yu City. 90 00:07:32,999 --> 00:07:34,374 The chickens are from Lone-Kong City. 91 00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:38,457 - Do you mean to fool me? - I dare not! 92 00:07:39,374 --> 00:07:41,249 What chickens are they? They shink! 93 00:07:41,832 --> 00:07:42,790 Shit! 94 00:07:45,791 --> 00:07:47,874 Oh my chickens... 95 00:07:48,457 --> 00:07:50,957 Grab them to the cage, they dirty our office! 96 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,541 Up there... 97 00:07:52,832 --> 00:07:56,040 And there! Grab them back... 98 00:07:56,874 --> 00:07:58,540 Up there! Madam... 99 00:07:58,832 --> 00:08:01,207 Down there... Madam, down there. 100 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,873 Grab it! Down there! Right! 101 00:08:07,082 --> 00:08:08,207 Officer... 102 00:08:08,332 --> 00:08:09,373 What three hell is happening? 103 00:08:09,791 --> 00:08:12,041 Sir, I'm now dealing a case. 104 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:13,707 I have caught an illegal immigrant. He's brought a dozen of... 105 00:08:13,707 --> 00:08:15,457 illegal immigrated chickens which are not yet inspected. 106 00:08:15,749 --> 00:08:16,832 Are you bored? 107 00:08:16,832 --> 00:08:18,540 It's nonsense to deal with such small case! 108 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:20,207 No, it's big! 109 00:08:20,207 --> 00:08:22,373 The chickens are not inspected, they may spread H5N1. 110 00:08:22,374 --> 00:08:23,999 People will die, you know? 111 00:08:24,249 --> 00:08:26,415 This should be referred to the Agricultural and Fisheries Dept., 112 00:08:26,416 --> 00:08:28,332 Medical Dept., or to the Custom Office. 113 00:08:28,332 --> 00:08:29,790 This is not our job! 114 00:08:30,582 --> 00:08:33,248 The Custom Officers are busy with the pirates. 115 00:08:33,249 --> 00:08:35,374 The A and F Dept. is dealing with the red tides. 116 00:08:35,374 --> 00:08:37,374 The Forestry is busy handling the dead oxes. 117 00:08:37,374 --> 00:08:40,124 They have no time to take care of such peanuts. 118 00:08:40,124 --> 00:08:41,457 Sir, if we don't do it, 119 00:08:41,457 --> 00:08:44,332 and let infected chickens be sold, sir, it'll cause deep shit. 120 00:08:44,332 --> 00:08:45,290 Anyway, 121 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,374 we are police, we are supposed to beat crimes. 122 00:08:47,374 --> 00:08:48,415 Not to arrest chickens. 123 00:08:48,916 --> 00:08:50,749 The chickens can kill too! 124 00:08:50,749 --> 00:08:52,249 There are many cases waiting for you. 125 00:08:52,249 --> 00:08:54,415 If you leave this case alone, you won't die, will you? 126 00:08:54,416 --> 00:08:56,332 No, sir. But... 127 00:08:56,541 --> 00:08:58,624 It's been recorded, should we go on or not? 128 00:08:59,749 --> 00:09:02,415 Fix it but fast! I don't want to station to become a market. 129 00:09:03,624 --> 00:09:06,749 - Where is you gun? - Right here. 130 00:09:06,999 --> 00:09:09,165 Keep it properly, you lost it once. 131 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:10,916 If you lose it again, I'll make you the watchman! 132 00:09:11,707 --> 00:09:13,915 How can you shoot by wearing this ring? 133 00:09:15,332 --> 00:09:17,082 Well, I'll wear on another finger. 134 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:29,249 Don't stare at me, I just try my best. 135 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:40,541 Wait... Let me help you. 136 00:09:40,541 --> 00:09:42,541 Why don't you come later? Mr. Lazyboots? 137 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:44,915 We are off! 138 00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:47,374 Off? It sounds good, so it'll be less crowded. 139 00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:48,999 I ordered a plate of "4 treasures on rice", please. 140 00:09:50,124 --> 00:09:54,582 Are you kidding? The rice has been dumped for pigs. 141 00:09:55,457 --> 00:09:58,373 Where did you dump it? I'll get it back. 142 00:09:58,374 --> 00:10:00,040 You always brother us from leaving. 143 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:02,749 You are a trouble maker! 144 00:10:02,957 --> 00:10:04,040 You'd better leave first. 145 00:10:04,374 --> 00:10:08,249 That's good! My friends are waiting for me play mahjong. 146 00:10:08,332 --> 00:10:09,332 I am leaving! 147 00:10:10,124 --> 00:10:11,707 I feel so great! 148 00:10:11,999 --> 00:10:13,124 Where is my "4 treasures on rice"? 149 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:16,082 Better eat this! Come on! 150 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,332 It's great! 151 00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:19,540 - Want some beer? - Sure! It's great! 152 00:10:20,749 --> 00:10:24,040 Enough... let me try this. 153 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,790 It's great! I don't have to eat those junk food. 154 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:28,582 Whose gun is it? 155 00:10:30,207 --> 00:10:31,707 Hey, it's mine! It's hurt you by accident, you know? 156 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,540 You know it. Then... 157 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:35,791 you should keep it well! 158 00:10:35,874 --> 00:10:38,749 Do you want me to be hurt by mistake? 159 00:10:38,832 --> 00:10:41,082 No, this only picks on bad eggs. 160 00:10:41,082 --> 00:10:42,332 It won't hurt nice guys. 161 00:10:42,332 --> 00:10:44,748 Let me tell you! 162 00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:48,624 You are a cop, but you always forget your gun, 163 00:10:48,624 --> 00:10:50,165 that means, you are not armed. 164 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:53,374 If you are not armed, why not work as a security guard? 165 00:10:54,374 --> 00:10:57,040 I was a security guard, but I was fired. 166 00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:58,499 That's why I applied to be a cop. 167 00:10:59,916 --> 00:11:00,916 What? 168 00:11:01,082 --> 00:11:03,415 That's why you always lose your temper. 169 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,582 Look at your acne! Let me squeeze it for you. 170 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,665 How dare you fool me? 171 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,082 Come on! Let me squeeze it. 172 00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:20,124 Woo, bottom's up! 173 00:11:21,499 --> 00:11:22,582 What's bothering you? 174 00:11:23,874 --> 00:11:25,874 - Nothing. - Do you wear horn again? 175 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,499 Nuts! What's that bull shit? 176 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:33,290 Well, everyone knows it. 177 00:11:33,707 --> 00:11:37,415 It's not wise to escape, but better solve this. 178 00:11:38,374 --> 00:11:40,915 Tell me, let me finger out an idea for you. 179 00:11:43,332 --> 00:11:44,832 My dick... doesn't work. 180 00:11:45,332 --> 00:11:46,165 It's shit! 181 00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:48,582 Shut up! Why did you shout? 182 00:11:50,499 --> 00:11:52,207 There is a new kind of medicine named "Viagra". 183 00:11:52,207 --> 00:11:53,707 It's great, have you tried that? 184 00:11:54,082 --> 00:11:56,040 I have tried anything which is edible. 185 00:11:56,291 --> 00:12:00,791 That's for external use! How can you eat it? 186 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:03,207 What a fool! 187 00:12:07,249 --> 00:12:10,499 Come on! We are sharing almost the same problem, 188 00:12:10,624 --> 00:12:13,332 I have a gun, but actually it is not useful, right? 189 00:12:16,624 --> 00:12:17,915 Tell me more, come on. 190 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:19,457 What the hell? Drink it. 191 00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:21,541 - Come on. - No way... 192 00:12:23,332 --> 00:12:24,290 - Cheung. - What's the matter? 193 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,457 My cousin has come to Hong Kong, I want you to pick her up. 194 00:12:26,582 --> 00:12:28,373 I don't know her at all. 195 00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,124 I have a picture for you! You moron! 196 00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:57,166 Are you Fung? 197 00:12:58,082 --> 00:13:00,540 You... you must be my cousin's husband. 198 00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:04,624 Yes, my wife asked me to pick you up. 199 00:13:04,832 --> 00:13:06,207 Are you tired after taking a long trip? 200 00:13:06,207 --> 00:13:08,415 I am not tired! I am so glad to see you. 201 00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:10,957 - Let me help you. - No... thanks. 202 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,248 Let me do it, come on. 203 00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:13,707 - I can make it! - It's too heavy! 204 00:13:13,707 --> 00:13:14,790 No, thanks, you are so nice! 205 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:15,749 - Can you make it? - Yes, I can make it. 206 00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:16,665 - Are you sure? - Yes, I can make it. 207 00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:17,957 - Let's take a taxi. - Alright. 208 00:13:17,957 --> 00:13:19,248 - It's not far away. - Wait! 209 00:13:22,499 --> 00:13:25,457 Your shoelaces are loosened, let me tie them for you. 210 00:13:31,832 --> 00:13:33,290 - It's okay. - Thank you. 211 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:36,457 - We may leave now. - Over there. 212 00:13:39,124 --> 00:13:40,874 Are you crazy? Damn you Mainlander! 213 00:13:40,999 --> 00:13:42,915 You should mind you steps! 214 00:13:42,999 --> 00:13:45,832 If you bump into me, you can't afford paying my loss. 215 00:13:45,832 --> 00:13:47,082 Damn you, Mainlander! 216 00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:53,124 She didn't even apologize! 217 00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:57,624 She is so rude! Fung... 218 00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:01,457 Are you alright? 219 00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:03,915 I am fine! Brother Cheung, I want to go to toilet. 220 00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:07,582 OK, just leave your stuff here, I'll wait for you. 221 00:14:07,707 --> 00:14:08,790 That way. 222 00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:14,832 This toilet is so dirty! It stinks! 223 00:14:27,707 --> 00:14:30,415 Bitch! Damn it! 224 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,541 Help... 225 00:14:41,499 --> 00:14:42,332 Honey, we are back. 226 00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:43,373 - Cousin! - You've arrived. 227 00:14:43,374 --> 00:14:44,582 - Yes. - Are you tired? 228 00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:46,790 No, it's not a long trip. 229 00:14:47,082 --> 00:14:49,207 - Then, give a helping hand here. - Sure. 230 00:14:49,374 --> 00:14:50,582 Let me drip my stuff first. 231 00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:54,540 Auntie San, your back is aching again, isn't it? 232 00:14:54,541 --> 00:14:57,291 Yes, my back bone hurts. 233 00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:59,499 Let me help you. 234 00:15:00,457 --> 00:15:01,873 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 235 00:15:01,874 --> 00:15:04,165 Cheung, is she your wife's cousin? 236 00:15:04,541 --> 00:15:06,249 She is beautiful! 237 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:08,166 She is so capable too! 238 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:12,041 Don't think anything dirty! 239 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:12,874 What? 240 00:15:13,041 --> 00:15:15,582 This mainlander is insane. 241 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,665 Be careful, she may cause a big trouble. 242 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:18,999 You are insane too! 243 00:15:18,999 --> 00:15:20,957 We've been working for years, and I'm fine! 244 00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:24,957 - Mrs. Tsang, we have new arrivals on sale. - Great! 245 00:15:30,082 --> 00:15:33,415 Fung. Stop mopping the floor, go with me to do some shopping. 246 00:15:35,582 --> 00:15:38,207 Cheung, I am going out to buy something with Fung. 247 00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:43,457 Brother Cheung, see you later. 248 00:15:43,957 --> 00:15:44,873 Bye bye. 249 00:15:45,707 --> 00:15:48,415 Let me tell you, Hong Kong is different from Guangzhou. 250 00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:52,582 Efficiency goes first, if you walk slowly, you'll be stepped to death 251 00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:54,665 If you want to make a better living in Hong Kong, 252 00:15:54,666 --> 00:15:56,832 you should try your best to find a rich boyfriend. 253 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,332 Then, you are able to spend as much money as you want. 254 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,874 You think you can be rich by working hard? No way. 255 00:16:00,999 --> 00:16:01,915 Do you understand? 256 00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:05,207 This is nice! 257 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:08,999 - Isn't it pretty? - Are you going to buy this to me? 258 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:13,123 See! You mainlanders are all greedy. 259 00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:15,290 There is nothing free in this world. 260 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,666 If you want it, you should fight for it. 261 00:16:26,832 --> 00:16:30,082 These are all expensive. 262 00:16:30,707 --> 00:16:32,457 Do you think this is made in China? It's not cheap either. 263 00:16:32,707 --> 00:16:35,415 They are imported and expensive. 264 00:16:35,582 --> 00:16:38,290 They are just for sleeping! Why are they so expensive? 265 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,082 This is an investment, you know? 266 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:45,041 You must wear a sexy underwear to attract your man. 267 00:16:45,082 --> 00:16:47,498 To fascinate them, to turn them on. 268 00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:49,749 Then they will give you money. 269 00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:53,665 And stay with you whole-heartedly. 270 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,124 Do you understand? 271 00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:00,373 Do I look good? 272 00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:03,790 You are sexy! Brother Cheung is so lucky! 273 00:17:04,332 --> 00:17:05,582 You think this is for Cheung? 274 00:17:06,207 --> 00:17:08,748 I don't want to waste my body. I am going to fit it. 275 00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:27,207 Miss, this is silk-made. 276 00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:29,249 If you don't want to buy it, please don't touch it. 277 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,707 How do you know I can't afford buying it, why do you despise me? 278 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:36,374 You are worth being teased! 279 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,124 You are still so curry! 280 00:17:38,332 --> 00:17:40,165 You can't blame them! 281 00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:42,499 Don't touch! You lose my face too. 282 00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:43,457 You are insane! 283 00:17:46,457 --> 00:17:47,748 Fai! 284 00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:59,666 Why takes you so long? I have been long waiting! 285 00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:03,124 I want to buy something for your eyes only! 286 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,582 What is it? 287 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:07,832 You will know it tonight, honey! 288 00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:10,623 Is she your friend? 289 00:18:11,874 --> 00:18:14,124 She is my cousin, she came from Mainland China this morning. 290 00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:16,915 She is pretty! 291 00:18:16,999 --> 00:18:18,707 How dare you take her advantage in front of me? 292 00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:20,207 I am just kidding. 293 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,165 Maybe we can have tea together. 294 00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:24,123 I am hungry, let's go for dinner. 295 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,748 You take a cab home. 296 00:18:28,749 --> 00:18:31,124 Remember, don't say anything nonsense in front of my husband. 297 00:18:33,916 --> 00:18:34,832 Let's go. 298 00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:46,998 Brother Cheung. 299 00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:49,041 You're back. 300 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,332 Yes, cousin Kuen and I want for shopping. 301 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:52,832 Do you need my help? 302 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,207 No, thanks, you must be tired, come and take a seat. 303 00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:56,623 I'll take my stuff back to my room first. 304 00:18:59,082 --> 00:19:01,540 Auntie San, do you have to mop the floor like this? 305 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,082 Or, do you want to do it some other day? 306 00:19:03,124 --> 00:19:05,790 Bastard! I am tired! 307 00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:08,791 I just want to take a little rest. You cut the crap! 308 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:09,915 Mind you tongue! 309 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,582 Auntie San, let me help you! 310 00:19:13,582 --> 00:19:14,998 Auntie San, you're in trouble now. 311 00:19:14,999 --> 00:19:18,249 Someone is going to take you place, you may be fired soon. 312 00:19:18,249 --> 00:19:19,540 Save your breath. 313 00:19:19,666 --> 00:19:22,916 Those mainlanders are all lazy. 314 00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:26,707 She is trying to flatter someone to marry her. 315 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,666 She doesn't mean to work hard for a living, you know? 316 00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:30,832 Let's wait and see. 317 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:36,916 Let them do the heavy work, OK? 318 00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:38,291 I am used do it, let me do it. 319 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:39,541 No, it's a hard job! 320 00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:41,499 No, take a seat, I can make it. 321 00:19:41,624 --> 00:19:43,624 - Let me do it please. - Come on! 322 00:19:43,624 --> 00:19:44,749 You've walked one day, let me do it. 323 00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:46,540 I can make it, come on. 324 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:51,123 See! She is trying to flatter our boss, there must be a trick. 325 00:19:51,499 --> 00:19:54,290 She is attractive. I don't mind being tricked. 326 00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:57,249 You slut! Get lost! 327 00:19:58,207 --> 00:19:59,998 - Please take a seat. - No... 328 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,332 I don't want you to dirty your clothes. 329 00:20:02,499 --> 00:20:04,332 Isn't it trendy to mop the floor like this? 330 00:20:04,332 --> 00:20:06,373 What are you bluffing? Do you come for your rice? 331 00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:07,374 Ming, serve Officer Lazyboots please. 332 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:14,207 This is Fung, my wife's cousin. 333 00:20:14,207 --> 00:20:15,457 She has just come from Mainland China. 334 00:20:16,374 --> 00:20:18,499 This is Brother Sung, he is a cop. 335 00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:21,457 - I am going to wash the mop. - OK. 336 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,207 Isn't she great? You have been gazing at her. 337 00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:30,457 I think she is a bit weird. 338 00:20:31,291 --> 00:20:33,666 - What should I say? - How? 339 00:20:35,457 --> 00:20:39,957 She is like... You'd better aware of her. 340 00:20:40,082 --> 00:20:42,415 What's the bull shit? She's just come from China. 341 00:20:42,499 --> 00:20:46,374 I've been a cop for 20 years, my intuition hasn't come wrong 342 00:20:46,374 --> 00:20:48,499 Sure you can't feel anything, you just stick to the double mopping. 343 00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:50,999 You are something! Mr. Detective. 344 00:20:51,207 --> 00:20:53,373 Come on, let's have a drink. 345 00:20:54,832 --> 00:20:56,998 Well, are you mad? 346 00:20:56,999 --> 00:20:59,124 - This is my treat, come on. - That sounds great! 347 00:21:01,832 --> 00:21:04,873 Brother Cheung, do you have any job for me? 348 00:21:05,249 --> 00:21:08,415 Nothing, the shop is closing now, you'd better take a rest. 349 00:21:09,332 --> 00:21:10,582 I am leaving. 350 00:21:11,082 --> 00:21:12,915 - You're mean. - You are stupid. 351 00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:15,291 - Tell her you need her, why not? - You are insane. 352 00:21:15,832 --> 00:21:16,998 You can never cheat me! 353 00:21:16,999 --> 00:21:18,415 I can tell from your lustful eyes. 354 00:21:18,832 --> 00:21:20,165 You have got lustful eyes. 355 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,582 It's on the house! Come on. 356 00:22:39,374 --> 00:22:40,457 What? 357 00:22:42,124 --> 00:22:44,165 I always ask you not to drink so much! What a trouble! 358 00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:45,915 You are so drunk! 359 00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:50,040 See, you're a mess! 360 00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,916 Don't drink so much, would you? 361 00:22:52,249 --> 00:22:54,124 You won't listen to me! 362 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:57,373 See, you've drunk so much! 363 00:22:58,707 --> 00:23:02,790 - Brother Cheung, what's wrong? - What a trouble! 364 00:23:04,457 --> 00:23:05,998 What's wrong with it? 365 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:08,166 She always gets drunk! Well, I'm used to it. 366 00:23:08,166 --> 00:23:09,707 Take here to her room please. 367 00:23:24,874 --> 00:23:28,790 Fai... 368 00:23:33,624 --> 00:23:38,124 Fai, come quickly. 369 00:23:43,041 --> 00:23:44,332 Sleep now. 370 00:23:51,374 --> 00:23:52,915 Is she alright? 371 00:23:53,124 --> 00:23:57,624 Fine! She always gets drunk, I am used to it. 372 00:23:58,707 --> 00:24:00,623 Let me give her a hot towel to cover her face. 373 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,040 Thank you. 374 00:24:04,374 --> 00:24:06,499 Come on, it's for your face. 375 00:24:06,874 --> 00:24:08,499 Come on, don't move. 376 00:24:08,499 --> 00:24:11,999 Cousin bought a beautiful underwear this day, 377 00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,999 why hasn't she brought it back? 378 00:24:14,499 --> 00:24:17,624 Did she leave it somewhere? 379 00:24:20,082 --> 00:24:24,332 Even she doesn't get drunk, she won't take it back. 380 00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:27,666 Those are not for my eyes. 381 00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:31,291 You know she has boyfriend? 382 00:24:32,582 --> 00:24:35,915 Of course, everyone knows it. 383 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:38,082 All neighbors know it. 384 00:24:39,207 --> 00:24:42,373 I pretend not knowing it, just to let me feel better. 385 00:24:42,374 --> 00:24:45,957 How can you tolerate? 386 00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:48,457 It's out of my control. 387 00:24:57,082 --> 00:24:58,790 You are so nice! 388 00:24:58,791 --> 00:25:01,624 It must be very lucky to be your wife. 389 00:25:14,374 --> 00:25:15,790 Brother Cheung, good morning. 390 00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:17,707 Why don't you take more sleep? 391 00:25:17,707 --> 00:25:20,165 No! I come here to work. 392 00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:22,207 It'll be meaningless to life I just sleep and sleep. 393 00:25:22,207 --> 00:25:23,582 Let me help you. 394 00:25:23,916 --> 00:25:27,082 - Thanks, it's dirty. - Never mind, I am used to it. 395 00:25:27,916 --> 00:25:29,541 - Can you make it? - I am OK. 396 00:25:38,332 --> 00:25:41,790 You sweat a lot, let me wipe it for you. 397 00:25:47,749 --> 00:25:48,999 Thank you. 398 00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:52,249 You bastard! How dare you spend my money for other woman? 399 00:25:52,249 --> 00:25:53,457 You bastard! 400 00:25:53,457 --> 00:25:55,790 Enough! Stop it, otherwise you'll pay for it. 401 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,666 So what? Beat me if you have guts! 402 00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:59,082 So what? 403 00:25:59,082 --> 00:26:00,207 How can you abuse violence to a woman? 404 00:26:00,207 --> 00:26:01,832 She is my woman, that's none of your business! 405 00:26:02,332 --> 00:26:04,332 I am a cop! What do you think? 406 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,791 Tell me why did he beat you! 407 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,332 That's none of your damn business! Get lost! 408 00:26:09,541 --> 00:26:11,707 Come on, I just want to help you! 409 00:26:11,707 --> 00:26:13,790 This is my family business! Leave me alone! 410 00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:15,749 Family business? How about Cheung? 411 00:26:15,749 --> 00:26:16,874 I just want to save my breath! 412 00:26:16,874 --> 00:26:17,749 Let's go home to fix it. 413 00:26:17,749 --> 00:26:19,415 That's right! I haven't seen such nosy police before! 414 00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:20,999 Why don't you beat crimes instead of bothering other's family business? 415 00:26:20,999 --> 00:26:22,707 What kind of family business? 416 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,999 She is married! Family business? 417 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,582 She is married, how come this is your family business? 418 00:26:36,957 --> 00:26:40,165 She thinks she is the lady boss. 419 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:41,873 It's killing me! 420 00:26:41,874 --> 00:26:44,374 You are jealous, aren't you? If you were young, 421 00:26:44,374 --> 00:26:46,499 you could have sat here to be the lady boss. 422 00:26:47,124 --> 00:26:48,790 Damn it! 423 00:26:48,791 --> 00:26:51,499 I feel shame to trade my body for it. 424 00:26:51,499 --> 00:26:52,999 There is no different with a hooker. 425 00:26:52,999 --> 00:26:56,082 Yes, there is difference! A hooker can earn more! 426 00:26:58,041 --> 00:26:59,916 Fung, can you make it? 427 00:27:02,082 --> 00:27:03,998 I can't! 428 00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,415 I've found three thousand and something missing. 429 00:27:07,916 --> 00:27:12,082 That's correct, your cousin took it for playing mahjong. 430 00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:13,457 Yes, that's correct. 431 00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:16,582 Brother Cheung, you work so hard everyday, 432 00:27:16,957 --> 00:27:20,623 but she is wasting your money, don't you mind that? 433 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:25,290 If she is as understanding as you, the world will be perfect. 434 00:27:26,582 --> 00:27:29,582 I've come the right time. 435 00:27:29,707 --> 00:27:31,040 It's time to have late dinner. 436 00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:32,499 Damn it! 437 00:27:32,499 --> 00:27:34,915 You come when we are closing! 438 00:27:34,916 --> 00:27:36,874 You know it is a nuisance to us? 439 00:27:37,749 --> 00:27:41,457 What's wrong with you? Are you stick? Let me give you some medicine, OK? 440 00:27:41,749 --> 00:27:42,915 She's lost her love! 441 00:27:42,916 --> 00:27:45,624 Another pretty woman has come and taken her place. 442 00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:46,915 What did you say? 443 00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:49,249 That's right! Look at Fung! 444 00:27:49,249 --> 00:27:51,040 It's better than looking at you! 445 00:27:51,124 --> 00:27:54,499 You bastard! You are obsessed by that jinx! 446 00:27:54,499 --> 00:27:56,999 Now you don't believe in what I said, you'll regret for it. 447 00:27:56,999 --> 00:28:00,707 You are right! She is young and pretty. 448 00:28:00,707 --> 00:28:02,498 I bet she won't be willing to stay in such small shop! 449 00:28:02,499 --> 00:28:03,957 - Do you think so? - That's right. 450 00:28:04,541 --> 00:28:05,624 If you were that pretty, 451 00:28:05,624 --> 00:28:07,749 you wouldn't have stayed here to mop the floor! 452 00:28:08,207 --> 00:28:09,832 You would have been a hooker! Is that right? 453 00:28:10,874 --> 00:28:12,207 Bastard! 454 00:28:12,207 --> 00:28:14,498 You'd better eat! How dare you fool me? 455 00:28:18,332 --> 00:28:19,457 What are you doing? 456 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:21,790 Why is your face so greasy? 457 00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:23,582 I sell barbecued food! That's why my face is greasy. 458 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:31,790 I saw your wife fighting with a man this afternoon. 459 00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:38,541 None of my business! I won't care. 460 00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:40,582 Why? You are her husband! 461 00:28:40,582 --> 00:28:42,373 She is your wife! 462 00:28:42,374 --> 00:28:43,415 You should communicate more! 463 00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:45,416 Otherwise your marriage will break. 464 00:28:45,416 --> 00:28:47,124 It's already broken. 465 00:28:47,832 --> 00:28:49,332 And it's very serious. 466 00:29:33,749 --> 00:29:34,999 Fung... 467 00:31:53,207 --> 00:31:54,665 Cousin! You're come! 468 00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:57,123 Why do you come back early? You're supposed to play mahjong. 469 00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:59,915 Nope. Haven't you wandered off? 470 00:32:00,249 --> 00:32:03,540 I don't know this place well, I don't want to lose my way. 471 00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:05,207 I prefer staying home. 472 00:32:05,207 --> 00:32:07,748 - I am tired, I want to sleep now. - Go ahead. 473 00:32:07,749 --> 00:32:10,665 Cousin, I should get my I.D. tomorrow, 474 00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:12,041 Will you go with me tomorrow? 475 00:32:12,124 --> 00:32:14,290 I will be busy. Cheung, why don't you take her to the office? 476 00:32:35,499 --> 00:32:37,749 I feel great! I've got the I.D. card. 477 00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:40,165 I am a Hongkie now! Brother Cheung. 478 00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:42,207 Thank you. 479 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,790 Fung, what plan do you have? 480 00:32:49,582 --> 00:32:52,207 I want to be with you forever. 481 00:32:53,999 --> 00:32:55,832 What's wrong? Are you hurt? 482 00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:57,749 I am fine... 483 00:32:58,291 --> 00:33:01,332 Fung, do you really mean it? 484 00:33:01,499 --> 00:33:04,249 I want to be the last woman in your life. 485 00:33:30,332 --> 00:33:32,998 What's the matter? Do you like it? 486 00:33:33,666 --> 00:33:35,041 This is for you. 487 00:33:35,291 --> 00:33:37,124 I want to buy this and show you. 488 00:33:42,582 --> 00:33:43,665 - Hey. - What? 489 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:45,582 The chick comes to mess up again. 490 00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:49,416 - Why doesn't she wander off somewhere else? - That's right. 491 00:33:52,832 --> 00:33:54,540 And you the sales lady here? 492 00:33:54,541 --> 00:33:55,874 Yes, so? 493 00:33:55,874 --> 00:33:57,707 You should know how to serve your customer. 494 00:33:57,707 --> 00:33:59,957 Well, please help yourself. 495 00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:01,832 But don't dirty our clothes. 496 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:04,832 I want to buy the night clothe in the window, please wrap it. 497 00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:07,207 No more fun! This is too expensive for you. 498 00:34:07,207 --> 00:34:08,623 What kind of behavior is it? 499 00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:13,040 Enough? 500 00:34:13,249 --> 00:34:16,207 This is money! Check it. 501 00:34:16,832 --> 00:34:19,957 Why are you standing here? Wrap this for me. 502 00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:21,457 Do it. 503 00:34:21,457 --> 00:34:22,915 The sales ladies are so mean! 504 00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:25,457 I would like to chop them like a barbecued pork! 505 00:34:25,957 --> 00:34:28,207 - Dare you do that? - Why not? 506 00:34:29,499 --> 00:34:31,582 - Are you happy? - Yes, I am! 507 00:34:32,082 --> 00:34:34,915 My wish will come true step by step. 508 00:34:35,582 --> 00:34:37,040 What wish? 509 00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:38,791 You'll know it later. 510 00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:41,082 Tell me, please. 511 00:34:48,582 --> 00:34:53,082 If I can take a bridal picture with my love... 512 00:34:53,374 --> 00:34:56,290 that will be the most unforgettable scene in my life. 513 00:34:56,707 --> 00:34:58,123 I wish that too. 514 00:34:58,749 --> 00:35:00,540 Haven't you taken bridal picture with cousin Kuen? 515 00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:04,707 No, when we got married... 516 00:35:04,707 --> 00:35:06,915 except paying lucky money to her family, 517 00:35:06,916 --> 00:35:08,124 our wedding was very simple. 518 00:35:08,124 --> 00:35:12,374 Even our banquet party was very simple. 519 00:35:13,332 --> 00:35:15,332 Why not take a picture with me? 520 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,832 Will you add something at my back? 521 00:35:19,832 --> 00:35:20,623 Sure. 522 00:35:20,624 --> 00:35:22,082 - Wait... - Try it. 523 00:35:22,082 --> 00:35:23,832 This seems to be a bit tight. 524 00:35:23,832 --> 00:35:24,998 Really? 525 00:35:24,999 --> 00:35:27,790 Can you loosen it? 526 00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:29,291 Alright. It's pretty. 527 00:35:29,291 --> 00:35:30,457 - Really? - Wait. 528 00:35:30,457 --> 00:35:33,832 - What? - Let me fix it. 529 00:35:34,457 --> 00:35:37,457 Sir, will you show our picture... 530 00:35:37,457 --> 00:35:39,665 in your window? 531 00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:42,457 - No, don't worry. - Thank you. 532 00:35:43,707 --> 00:35:45,248 Why are you so nervous? 533 00:35:46,166 --> 00:35:50,499 Nothing, I... 534 00:35:50,707 --> 00:35:53,123 Am I look like a bridegroom? 535 00:35:53,624 --> 00:35:55,457 You actually are my bridegroom. 536 00:35:57,416 --> 00:36:00,124 Why do you gaze at me? Don't you want to marry me? 537 00:36:00,457 --> 00:36:04,457 No, it's a bit... sudden! 538 00:36:04,457 --> 00:36:06,540 So many things happened between us... 539 00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,332 Why do you think it's all a sudden? 540 00:36:11,832 --> 00:36:15,332 Remember, I've accepted your love. 541 00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:18,582 You'd be responsible to me. 542 00:36:18,957 --> 00:36:20,623 Of course... 543 00:36:20,624 --> 00:36:22,790 You can take pictures now, just relax... 544 00:36:22,791 --> 00:36:25,916 Ready? Come on, let's take picture... 545 00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:32,832 Boss, you look great! Are you going to attend a banquet? 546 00:36:32,832 --> 00:36:36,123 Just stick to your work! Cut the crap! 547 00:36:36,124 --> 00:36:38,165 I took Fung to get her I.D. card. 548 00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:39,457 Where is Fung now? 549 00:36:39,707 --> 00:36:42,790 She wants to buy something, she will come back later. 550 00:36:43,249 --> 00:36:46,749 Why do you dress well? 551 00:36:46,916 --> 00:36:48,207 You shaved! 552 00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:49,623 Cut the crap! 553 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:51,707 Are you going to get married? 554 00:36:51,707 --> 00:36:52,957 You're insane! 555 00:36:53,499 --> 00:36:55,832 Better don't! It's illegal to marry twice in Hong Kong. 556 00:36:55,832 --> 00:36:57,998 Cut the crap! 557 00:36:58,541 --> 00:37:00,874 Forget those but I shit! 558 00:37:01,624 --> 00:37:05,207 Well, you're stammering, you must have done something wrong! 559 00:37:05,207 --> 00:37:07,165 - If you don't do anything wrong... - What's the bull shit? 560 00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:08,207 I will cut... 561 00:37:08,207 --> 00:37:10,748 cut my thigh to send our neighbors as gift... 562 00:37:11,124 --> 00:37:12,749 You nuts! 563 00:37:13,207 --> 00:37:14,207 Don't blame me of being nagging. 564 00:37:14,207 --> 00:37:16,790 Sex can kill! Better mind your step. 565 00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:21,124 That's right! All cats eat fish. 566 00:37:21,291 --> 00:37:25,791 By the way, this is a beauty! So attractive! 567 00:37:26,124 --> 00:37:29,957 Save your breath! This cat doesn't eat fish. 568 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:34,082 Are you that confident? 569 00:37:34,082 --> 00:37:36,040 I know him so well. 570 00:37:36,041 --> 00:37:37,624 He can't even satisfy me. 571 00:37:37,624 --> 00:37:39,707 How can he feed others? 572 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:42,416 I wish he is able to do it. 573 00:37:42,416 --> 00:37:44,749 So I won't be thirst for it. 574 00:38:56,207 --> 00:38:58,082 Fung... 575 00:38:58,624 --> 00:38:59,999 Fai! 576 00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:09,707 Fai... 577 00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:30,749 Do you feel anything wrong? 578 00:39:30,791 --> 00:39:34,041 Nothing, nothing has changed. 579 00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:36,290 No, you couldn't make it before. 580 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,166 But you're just been so great! 581 00:39:39,832 --> 00:39:41,582 Key gave me "Viagra". 582 00:39:41,582 --> 00:39:43,290 It works! Let's go to sleep... 583 00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:45,749 Stay up! You used to lie down and do it. 584 00:39:45,749 --> 00:39:47,582 But why are you so active now? 585 00:39:48,291 --> 00:39:51,082 I have just learned it from an X-rated pirate VCD. 586 00:39:51,082 --> 00:39:52,873 You must be tired, go to sleep, come on. 587 00:39:52,874 --> 00:39:55,207 You used to watch that, but you just couldn't make it. 588 00:39:55,207 --> 00:39:58,623 Be frank, did you whore behind me? 589 00:39:58,707 --> 00:40:02,457 What did you say? I really don't know! 590 00:40:05,582 --> 00:40:07,623 I am going to work now. 591 00:40:07,957 --> 00:40:10,165 It's 4 o'clock in the morning, what are you going to do? 592 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:11,874 I have much work to do. 593 00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:15,582 Stay! Come back now. 594 00:40:15,582 --> 00:40:17,665 I'll talk to you later. 595 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,874 - Good morning. - Good morning. 596 00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:24,291 I've prepared your favorite breakfast. 597 00:40:25,707 --> 00:40:27,957 Tell me, otherwise you can't go. 598 00:40:27,957 --> 00:40:29,123 Let's go back to our room. 599 00:40:29,124 --> 00:40:31,415 - What? If you don't confess... - Cousin, good morning. 600 00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:32,832 Speak up. 601 00:40:34,457 --> 00:40:35,915 Come on have breakfast, come on. 602 00:40:37,499 --> 00:40:38,874 Why do you dress like this? 603 00:40:38,916 --> 00:40:42,541 This is a night clothe, what's wrong of wearing it at home? 604 00:40:42,582 --> 00:40:44,665 Why do you set your hair like mine? 605 00:40:44,874 --> 00:40:46,457 I don't know why. 606 00:40:46,457 --> 00:40:48,665 The stylist said this is all the go of this year. 607 00:40:48,666 --> 00:40:50,416 So he just did my hair like yours. 608 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:52,790 Anything wrong? 609 00:40:56,082 --> 00:40:59,123 Well, I'm going back to my room. 610 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:00,790 Enjoy yourselves. 611 00:41:01,457 --> 00:41:03,540 What's wrong? I see, that's why I feel something strange. 612 00:41:03,541 --> 00:41:05,249 What the hell is it? 613 00:41:05,249 --> 00:41:08,207 I don't know, she is your cousin. 614 00:41:08,374 --> 00:41:10,874 This is between you woman! I don't know. 615 00:41:10,916 --> 00:41:11,707 I am going to work. 616 00:41:11,707 --> 00:41:14,082 Come back! You'd better confess. 617 00:41:14,082 --> 00:41:15,082 Otherwise you'll pay for it. 618 00:41:15,082 --> 00:41:16,998 Okay... 619 00:41:23,457 --> 00:41:25,165 Mrs. Tsang, you've come the right time. 620 00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:27,916 We have new arrivals from Europe. 621 00:41:29,832 --> 00:41:32,165 Did my cousin from mainland bought one of this kind? 622 00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:34,582 Yes, Mrs. Tsang, she came yesterday. 623 00:41:34,582 --> 00:41:37,415 This costs three thousand and something, could she afford that? 624 00:41:37,416 --> 00:41:38,916 She didn't pay. 625 00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:41,791 A dummy paid for her. 626 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:44,416 That's dummy's money is greasy. 627 00:41:44,416 --> 00:41:46,374 Just like yours. 628 00:41:46,374 --> 00:41:46,999 Yes. 629 00:41:46,999 --> 00:41:50,290 By the way, she made the man feel happy. 630 00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:53,749 - They seem to be in love. - That's right. 631 00:42:04,124 --> 00:42:06,040 There should be few thousand dollars inside the drawer. 632 00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:08,457 Why just few hundred dollars are left? Where's the money gone? 633 00:42:08,541 --> 00:42:09,374 Tell me! 634 00:42:09,374 --> 00:42:12,457 It's okay... well... it's almost okay... 635 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:14,666 Did you give Fung the money? 636 00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:16,832 - No, I haven't... - Dare you deny? 637 00:42:16,832 --> 00:42:18,498 You bought her underwear yesterday. 638 00:42:18,499 --> 00:42:19,874 She showed you this morning, 639 00:42:19,874 --> 00:42:21,624 do you feel great? 640 00:42:21,624 --> 00:42:22,915 You bastard! 641 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,207 How dare you flirt with that bitch behind me? 642 00:42:25,374 --> 00:42:27,582 I would kill you! 643 00:42:28,582 --> 00:42:30,540 - Are you crazy? - I'll kill you. 644 00:42:31,666 --> 00:42:34,041 - Where are you going? - No. 645 00:42:34,499 --> 00:42:37,707 Are you crazy? You scare the customers. 646 00:42:37,707 --> 00:42:40,957 Officer, help! Someone wants to kill! 647 00:42:41,124 --> 00:42:44,207 What the hell is it? Drop the knife! 648 00:42:44,249 --> 00:42:46,707 Give me a plate of "4 treasures on rice". Drop the knife! 649 00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:50,124 You bastard, follow me home. 650 00:42:50,416 --> 00:42:52,582 I'll fix you! 651 00:42:52,582 --> 00:42:54,540 How dare you fool around? 652 00:42:56,457 --> 00:42:58,582 Remember, sex will kill! Don't do anything stupid. 653 00:42:58,582 --> 00:43:01,165 - Right, you'd better not messing up! - You don't mess up! 654 00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:04,082 You always mess up when we are getting off. 655 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,582 Don't mess up here! 656 00:43:06,916 --> 00:43:09,207 You bastard! That's why you've become wonderful in bed. 657 00:43:09,207 --> 00:43:10,832 I see, you've flirted with a new girl! 658 00:43:10,832 --> 00:43:12,832 How long have had affair with Fung? Speak up. 659 00:43:12,832 --> 00:43:14,790 There is nothing between us. 660 00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:17,166 - Do you still want to cheat me? - I said no! 661 00:43:32,207 --> 00:43:34,165 How dare you! What is this? 662 00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:37,666 Nothing. She said this is funny... 663 00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:38,916 so we just took few pictures together. 664 00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:40,749 Why didn't you go to the marriage registry? 665 00:43:40,749 --> 00:43:42,957 Why didn't you invite your friends to your wedding banquet? 666 00:43:42,957 --> 00:43:44,790 You bastard! 667 00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:46,416 Do you want me to kill you? 668 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:47,499 - To hell with you! - Come on, it's just picture! 669 00:43:47,499 --> 00:43:48,290 There is nothing to do with us. 670 00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:49,916 You pretended to be impotent in front of me. 671 00:43:50,166 --> 00:43:51,832 - You creep! - No! 672 00:43:52,832 --> 00:43:54,748 I would beat you to become real impotent! 673 00:43:54,749 --> 00:43:55,915 Bastard! 674 00:43:55,916 --> 00:43:58,666 No! She just want to make it big and hand it out. 675 00:43:58,666 --> 00:44:00,916 - That's none of my business. - To hell with you! 676 00:44:01,624 --> 00:44:03,540 How dare you screw that bitch? 677 00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:05,582 - I didn't. - You still want to deny? 678 00:44:05,582 --> 00:44:07,082 She is your cousin, I dare not take her advantage. 679 00:44:07,082 --> 00:44:08,332 Do you still want to deny? 680 00:44:08,624 --> 00:44:09,915 You are breaking my heart. 681 00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:12,249 She is your cousin, I haven't done anything wrong. 682 00:44:12,249 --> 00:44:14,707 You are so cheap! You creep! 683 00:44:15,666 --> 00:44:18,874 - To hell with you. - It's just a misunderstanding. 684 00:44:18,874 --> 00:44:20,374 You still want to cheat me? 685 00:44:21,332 --> 00:44:24,748 What else do you want to say? I want to divorce with you. 686 00:44:25,499 --> 00:44:28,707 I said, this is misunderstanding. 687 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:29,999 There is nothing to do with us. 688 00:44:29,999 --> 00:44:32,999 It's not true, you can ask her. 689 00:44:32,999 --> 00:44:35,582 What? I won't screw your cousin... 690 00:45:47,457 --> 00:45:48,998 Are you alright? 691 00:45:49,499 --> 00:45:53,999 You killed her! Why did you kill her? 692 00:45:55,124 --> 00:45:57,457 She beat you, she scolded you. 693 00:45:57,457 --> 00:45:59,873 - I am driven mad. - She scolded me? 694 00:46:00,207 --> 00:46:02,123 It's okay! It's okay to me! 695 00:46:02,124 --> 00:46:03,790 She always scolded me, there is nothing special! 696 00:46:03,791 --> 00:46:05,499 Nothing special! 697 00:46:06,124 --> 00:46:10,624 I love you so much, I don't want you to be hurt. 698 00:46:12,207 --> 00:46:16,290 Whoever hurts you, whoever should pay for it. 699 00:46:17,582 --> 00:46:18,915 And... 700 00:46:19,999 --> 00:46:22,415 Did I tell you last time... 701 00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:25,707 I am the last woman in your life. 702 00:46:26,041 --> 00:46:28,457 There is no point for her to stay here. 703 00:46:30,041 --> 00:46:32,332 You nuts! You are insane... 704 00:46:32,332 --> 00:46:35,832 Don't let me hear you saying the word "insane" again. 705 00:46:36,874 --> 00:46:38,624 If I were not crazy in love with you, 706 00:46:38,791 --> 00:46:41,457 you wouldn't have hard those words. 707 00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:52,166 What should we do now? 708 00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:57,249 Be obedient. 709 00:46:58,707 --> 00:47:00,498 You will be fine. 710 00:47:01,082 --> 00:47:05,373 You killed... 711 00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:40,499 Hold it. 712 00:47:41,707 --> 00:47:44,290 - What are you doing? - Cut her. 713 00:47:52,416 --> 00:47:54,832 It tastes good! You want some? 714 00:50:39,499 --> 00:50:41,707 It tastes good! You want some? 715 00:50:44,832 --> 00:50:46,373 Come on, eat a piece of it, come on. 716 00:51:20,957 --> 00:51:23,207 Cheung, where is your wife? 717 00:51:23,457 --> 00:51:25,623 I am asking about your wife. 718 00:51:25,957 --> 00:51:27,957 Your wife? 719 00:51:28,457 --> 00:51:31,582 What's the matter? You had a fight with her, so you killed her, didn't you? 720 00:51:32,332 --> 00:51:34,748 My wife... she has gone back to hometown. 721 00:51:35,291 --> 00:51:36,374 Why are you so nervous? 722 00:51:36,374 --> 00:51:38,874 I don't think you have guts to harm you wife. 723 00:51:39,916 --> 00:51:42,207 Nice barbecued ribs! Want some? 724 00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:43,957 Do you want to eat barbecued ribs? 725 00:51:43,999 --> 00:51:47,707 No, come on, how about chicken and goose? They are great. 726 00:51:47,707 --> 00:51:48,957 I'll give you a bigger piece. 727 00:51:48,957 --> 00:51:52,748 You are insane! What's wrong with you? 728 00:51:53,124 --> 00:51:54,749 Nothing! Nothing! 729 00:51:54,749 --> 00:51:56,915 Come on! Tell me your problem. 730 00:51:56,916 --> 00:51:57,791 Come on! Tell me! 731 00:51:57,791 --> 00:51:58,957 You are insane! What's wrong with you? Nothing! 732 00:51:58,957 --> 00:52:00,998 Don't be nosy! Go in and eat something! 733 00:52:00,999 --> 00:52:03,749 What's wrong? How about "4 treasures on rice"? 734 00:52:06,124 --> 00:52:08,790 Serve them ribs, come on! 735 00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:11,124 Don't let the guest wait. 736 00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:15,707 Hurry up! 737 00:52:36,707 --> 00:52:39,207 Do you want more? How about some soup? 738 00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:40,790 No thanks. 739 00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:43,457 I am satisfied with being flirted with you. 740 00:52:46,666 --> 00:52:48,541 Where is Cheung's wife? 741 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:50,207 I don't know. 742 00:52:50,207 --> 00:52:52,332 So many lustful guys are waiting for her. 743 00:52:52,332 --> 00:52:53,748 How so I know where the hell she's gone. 744 00:52:54,457 --> 00:52:58,582 It's ridiculous! She always comes to collect money at this hour. 745 00:52:58,582 --> 00:52:59,623 Why hasn't she come yet? 746 00:52:59,624 --> 00:53:01,707 Maybe she has flirted with a rich dummy. 747 00:53:01,707 --> 00:53:03,582 So she doesn't need this. 748 00:53:03,707 --> 00:53:05,790 This ribs... 749 00:53:07,874 --> 00:53:09,290 There is a hair! 750 00:53:10,541 --> 00:53:11,791 It's really nice! 751 00:53:15,291 --> 00:53:16,957 The taste is... specially good! 752 00:53:17,749 --> 00:53:20,040 Isn't be nourished by mistress, 753 00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:22,166 that's why Cheung does a better job. 754 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,124 This roasted rib is really tasty. 755 00:53:32,582 --> 00:53:33,915 Bravo! 756 00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,624 I love the bones, I want to take it away. 757 00:53:43,707 --> 00:53:44,915 It's great! 758 00:53:54,749 --> 00:53:56,207 It's great! 759 00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:27,207 Ghost... 760 00:54:27,832 --> 00:54:30,998 Kuen, it's none of my business! Kuen... 761 00:54:30,999 --> 00:54:32,165 It's none of my business! Kuen... 762 00:54:32,166 --> 00:54:34,707 What are you doing here? Why so noisy? 763 00:54:38,999 --> 00:54:43,457 I saw... I thought Kuen was back! 764 00:54:43,457 --> 00:54:45,082 Are you still missing her? 765 00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:49,915 No, we... she was killed? 766 00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:53,332 That's why I thought she was back... 767 00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:56,165 So, you are blaming me of killing her, right? 768 00:55:04,957 --> 00:55:09,415 Listen, cousin Kuen did something wrong to you. 769 00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:11,041 She deserved it. 770 00:55:11,749 --> 00:55:14,957 You will be happy only staying with me. 771 00:55:15,874 --> 00:55:17,957 You should be obedient to me. 772 00:55:19,041 --> 00:55:22,832 Don't let me down, OK? 773 00:55:23,374 --> 00:55:24,124 Sure! 774 00:55:24,124 --> 00:55:27,249 I am thirsty, bring me something to drink please. 775 00:55:28,082 --> 00:55:29,457 Go! 776 00:55:32,957 --> 00:55:34,707 It's alright... 777 00:55:49,166 --> 00:55:53,666 It's alright... 778 00:56:03,582 --> 00:56:08,082 Fung... 779 00:56:09,374 --> 00:56:13,749 It's Kuen's head. Fung, come here... 780 00:56:13,749 --> 00:56:15,582 What's wrong with you? 781 00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:18,665 Fung... 782 00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:22,041 Kuen's head is inside the fridge... Her head... 783 00:56:22,041 --> 00:56:24,749 Her head is cut off! It's me who put it inside the fridge. 784 00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:27,624 It's useless now. 785 00:56:27,874 --> 00:56:29,749 You'd better dump it. 786 00:56:31,416 --> 00:56:32,791 What? I dump it? 787 00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:36,374 What are you afraid of? She won't bite! 788 00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:43,874 Come on! Hold her. 789 00:56:44,624 --> 00:56:46,207 Hold her. 790 00:56:46,791 --> 00:56:48,624 Look at her! 791 00:56:48,624 --> 00:56:50,457 I want you to become a real man. 792 00:56:50,457 --> 00:56:53,665 No... don't dump it... 793 00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:02,165 No... don't dump it... 794 00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:08,541 No... don't dump it... 795 00:57:11,207 --> 00:57:14,290 It's so comfortable to walk under such beautiful weather. 796 00:57:17,416 --> 00:57:20,457 Why are you so nervous? We come to dump rubbish, that's all! 797 00:57:21,374 --> 00:57:23,290 I haven't dump such kind of rubbish before. 798 00:57:23,791 --> 00:57:27,124 Be good! I'll cook you noodle later, OK? 799 00:57:38,291 --> 00:57:39,874 Cop... there is a cop... 800 00:57:39,874 --> 00:57:43,249 So what? We haven't done anything wrong. 801 00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:46,541 What a good luck! I have made it. 802 00:57:46,541 --> 00:57:49,624 Move faster! Otherwise we won't have time for midnight snack. 803 00:57:50,874 --> 00:57:52,249 There is still another one. 804 00:57:52,249 --> 00:57:53,707 What food should we eat tonight? 805 00:58:00,999 --> 00:58:03,499 - Hide up... - Please, relax. Come on! 806 00:58:03,499 --> 00:58:05,457 Why are you so nervous? Just dump some rubbish, that's all. 807 00:58:06,124 --> 00:58:07,665 If anyone sees us, we'll be in trouble. 808 00:58:08,832 --> 00:58:10,873 Someone will tidy it up soon. 809 00:58:12,249 --> 00:58:14,290 We'd be in deep shit if we are seen. 810 00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:17,166 Come and help! 811 00:58:17,624 --> 00:58:19,499 Who will search the rubbish, huh? 812 00:58:20,249 --> 00:58:21,749 It's a busy lane. 813 00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:25,415 Don't worry, I am experienced. 814 00:58:49,374 --> 00:58:51,332 Do you like it? 815 00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:54,916 Romantic or not? 816 00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:57,540 Do you feel that we are like just-married couple? 817 00:58:58,707 --> 00:59:00,957 I've been long waiting for this chance. 818 00:59:01,374 --> 00:59:04,415 At last, I have my home. 819 00:59:15,374 --> 00:59:16,790 What are you doing? 820 00:59:18,041 --> 00:59:21,416 I think... I think I've seen Kuen! 821 00:59:22,749 --> 00:59:25,790 I have done so many nonsense things to you, haven't 1? 822 00:59:26,874 --> 00:59:28,624 You are still thinking of her 823 00:59:29,957 --> 00:59:30,790 What are you doing? 824 00:59:30,791 --> 00:59:32,791 Hands off! What are you doing? 825 00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:35,999 I can't win your heart, it'll be meaningless for me to live. 826 00:59:35,999 --> 00:59:38,249 Come on... 827 00:59:38,249 --> 00:59:40,332 I always feel she's around. 828 00:59:40,957 --> 00:59:42,498 Don't think about it. 829 00:59:42,749 --> 00:59:45,415 Just remember, I love you so much, that's it. 830 00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:49,040 Remember what I've told you? 831 00:59:49,207 --> 00:59:52,957 I am the last woman in your life. 832 01:00:37,832 --> 01:00:39,498 What's wrong with you? 833 01:00:40,082 --> 01:00:41,582 Don't get mad! 834 01:00:41,666 --> 01:00:44,999 I don't know why, I just can't make it. 835 01:00:45,082 --> 01:00:49,582 I can't control myself, I don't... 836 01:00:51,874 --> 01:00:53,499 How can you treat me like this? You'll pay for it! 837 01:00:53,499 --> 01:00:54,665 No! 838 01:01:22,791 --> 01:01:24,749 Why does she dress like Cheung's wife? 839 01:01:24,916 --> 01:01:27,207 But she is more charming. 840 01:01:30,916 --> 01:01:32,374 Where is Cheung's wife? 841 01:01:32,832 --> 01:01:34,957 Cheung said she has gone back to hometown. 842 01:01:34,957 --> 01:01:37,290 - I won't believe it. - Why not? 843 01:01:37,624 --> 01:01:40,832 Kuen told me that she hates her hometown so much! 844 01:01:40,832 --> 01:01:42,665 So what makes her go back. 845 01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:44,582 Why didn't she tell me that? 846 01:01:45,291 --> 01:01:47,999 Do you have an affair with her? I have. 847 01:01:50,082 --> 01:01:51,665 Are you sick? 848 01:01:55,207 --> 01:01:57,623 Where is your wife? 849 01:01:57,624 --> 01:01:58,957 She has gone back to hometown. 850 01:01:58,957 --> 01:02:00,332 Hometown? 851 01:02:00,624 --> 01:02:03,999 Are you kidding? She told me that she hates going back. 852 01:02:04,166 --> 01:02:05,874 Will there be anything wrong with her? 853 01:02:05,957 --> 01:02:08,207 Nothing's wrong! Nothing's wrong. 854 01:02:08,207 --> 01:02:09,082 Everything's fine! 855 01:02:09,082 --> 01:02:12,123 Maybe there is something wrong. 856 01:02:12,124 --> 01:02:15,415 She may have been kidnapped. 857 01:02:15,874 --> 01:02:19,082 I wonder! You feel ease while she's been missing in these days. 858 01:02:19,082 --> 01:02:21,040 Will she get food poisoned in hometown... or... 859 01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:22,874 Nothing's wrong, she is fine. 860 01:02:22,874 --> 01:02:25,207 She is fine! Why are you so nosy? 861 01:02:25,207 --> 01:02:27,165 I won't sell any food to you! Leave me alone! 862 01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:29,957 Why do you treat me like this? I have eaten yet. 863 01:02:29,957 --> 01:02:31,207 - Call me if you want a tea with me. - Get lost! 864 01:02:31,207 --> 01:02:32,415 I won't sell food to you! 865 01:02:45,332 --> 01:02:48,498 I want to beat you jinx! So you can't breathe. 866 01:02:48,499 --> 01:02:52,207 I want to beat you hand! So you won't fire anyone again! 867 01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:56,166 Auntie San, what're you doing here? 868 01:02:56,457 --> 01:02:58,207 I am trying to curse the mainlander! 869 01:02:58,207 --> 01:03:01,457 Do you know why I do this? 870 01:03:01,457 --> 01:03:04,707 I am fired by her! 871 01:03:05,374 --> 01:03:07,332 That's right! Everyone knows you are tough! 872 01:03:07,332 --> 01:03:08,707 She's really gutsy to fire you, isn't she? 873 01:03:08,707 --> 01:03:10,748 Cheung's wife has been missing. 874 01:03:10,749 --> 01:03:13,999 Cheung's thus being fascinated by that jinx! 875 01:03:14,082 --> 01:03:16,707 It's that jinx who fired me. 876 01:03:16,791 --> 01:03:19,916 You know, she is insane. 877 01:03:19,916 --> 01:03:21,332 She can do something bad, you know? 878 01:03:21,749 --> 01:03:23,082 Is she insane? 879 01:03:23,082 --> 01:03:26,082 Sure! She is insane. 880 01:03:26,291 --> 01:03:27,541 Tell me something please. 881 01:03:27,791 --> 01:03:29,457 Don't you know her story? 882 01:03:29,457 --> 01:03:31,248 I don't know, would you mind telling me? 883 01:03:31,249 --> 01:03:32,874 Ten years ago, 884 01:03:32,874 --> 01:03:36,832 a tragic massacre happened in Guangzhou, 885 01:03:36,832 --> 01:03:40,915 her family, total 8 were killed, she is the only one left. 886 01:03:40,916 --> 01:03:45,416 She went crazy by witnessing it and was sent to lunatic asylum. 887 01:03:45,624 --> 01:03:48,457 People told me that she was released last year. 888 01:03:48,957 --> 01:03:51,957 I think she isn't recovered yet. 889 01:03:53,332 --> 01:03:55,332 Do you know where Kuen will stay if she goes home? 890 01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,665 Of course. 891 01:03:56,957 --> 01:03:58,915 - Will you give me the phone number? - Sure. 892 01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:01,916 Has she come back? 893 01:04:02,541 --> 01:04:03,832 No? 894 01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:07,249 Did she call? 895 01:04:07,957 --> 01:04:09,207 No? 896 01:04:09,582 --> 01:04:10,957 How about any letter? 897 01:04:10,957 --> 01:04:12,832 No letter? 898 01:04:13,332 --> 01:04:15,082 Officer Lazyboots, please teach your children! 899 01:04:15,082 --> 01:04:17,707 Don't let them stool everywhere! Our seniors will blame us. 900 01:04:17,707 --> 01:04:19,582 Get lost, I am busy, can't you see that? 901 01:04:20,874 --> 01:04:23,915 She is literate, I see! Thank you. 902 01:04:24,332 --> 01:04:26,707 Lazyboots, what's wrong with you? 903 01:04:27,041 --> 01:04:29,041 You turn the station to be a market. 904 01:04:29,707 --> 01:04:32,582 The A and F Department will collect the chickens soon. 905 01:04:32,582 --> 01:04:34,373 Don't bother me please. 906 01:04:36,124 --> 01:04:37,999 Officer, please stay. 907 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:39,290 What's the matter? 908 01:04:40,541 --> 01:04:42,124 I have found a problem in the restaurant... 909 01:04:42,124 --> 01:04:44,749 which I always pay visit. 910 01:04:45,332 --> 01:04:47,415 What's wrong? Hygienic problem? 911 01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:48,999 Do you want to sue it? 912 01:04:48,999 --> 01:04:51,665 No, listen. 913 01:04:51,832 --> 01:04:55,248 First, I have found a girl from mainland. 914 01:04:55,332 --> 01:04:57,582 Then, she flirts with the boss. 915 01:04:57,624 --> 01:05:00,290 After that, the couple broke up. 916 01:05:00,291 --> 01:05:03,874 Then, the lady boss has disappeared mysteriously. 917 01:05:04,124 --> 01:05:06,290 I asked the boss, and he said she went back to China. 918 01:05:06,291 --> 01:05:07,957 I've just checked it, it's not true. 919 01:05:08,332 --> 01:05:12,207 So, I think someone is trying to obtrude and occupy... 920 01:05:12,374 --> 01:05:15,624 and I am afraid someone has already vanished in this world. 921 01:05:15,624 --> 01:05:17,165 Save your breathe! 922 01:05:17,166 --> 01:05:19,791 Such family problems always happen. 923 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:22,166 They will not be that complicated as you think. 924 01:05:22,416 --> 01:05:25,041 She may have left for some place else. 925 01:05:25,041 --> 01:05:27,166 It doesn't mean that she's vanished. 926 01:05:27,582 --> 01:05:29,873 No, I really... 927 01:05:29,874 --> 01:05:32,540 my intuition tells me there is something wrong! 928 01:05:32,541 --> 01:05:33,707 Something's wrong! 929 01:05:33,707 --> 01:05:35,373 Sir, please let me follow this case. 930 01:05:35,374 --> 01:05:37,374 Her husband didn't report her missing 931 01:05:37,374 --> 01:05:38,749 No one comes to report the case. 932 01:05:38,749 --> 01:05:40,415 What made you follow this case? 933 01:05:40,582 --> 01:05:43,540 And, please make sure those chickens are alive. 934 01:05:43,707 --> 01:05:46,373 Otherwise, how can you provide court evidence? 935 01:05:46,499 --> 01:05:47,832 If they die, I'll buy some substitutes. 936 01:05:47,832 --> 01:05:51,373 I don't want to know how you are going to obstruct justice. 937 01:05:51,791 --> 01:05:53,207 It's not easy to make a living now. 938 01:05:53,207 --> 01:05:55,373 I don't want too many troubles before my retirement. 939 01:05:59,874 --> 01:06:01,290 What a trouble. 940 01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:10,082 You'd better be smart! Don't die. 941 01:06:17,457 --> 01:06:19,790 - Please give me roasted ribs on rice. - Right away. 942 01:06:24,374 --> 01:06:25,957 How are you? Are you tired? 943 01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:28,416 - I am fine... - Are you sick? 944 01:06:29,832 --> 01:06:31,207 I am fine! 945 01:06:31,874 --> 01:06:35,374 Of course! Why do you lock yourself up in the shop? 946 01:06:36,624 --> 01:06:40,457 Let's go out for a walk, come on! 947 01:06:46,624 --> 01:06:48,957 Ming. We're going out for a walk, 948 01:06:48,957 --> 01:06:50,832 - please take care of here. - Alright. 949 01:06:52,082 --> 01:06:53,207 Are you tired? 950 01:06:53,207 --> 01:06:55,832 Come on! Don't let the neighbors see this. 951 01:06:57,291 --> 01:07:00,207 What are you afraid of? You are my man! 952 01:07:13,249 --> 01:07:16,290 Why is here so quiet? Where are the slut and the adulterer? 953 01:07:16,291 --> 01:07:17,124 How do I know it? 954 01:07:17,124 --> 01:07:19,040 - Roasted ribs on rice. - Alright. 955 01:07:23,499 --> 01:07:24,749 Good morning. 956 01:07:27,207 --> 01:07:29,832 What's wrong with Cheung? He's changed a lot. 957 01:07:29,832 --> 01:07:30,790 He is afraid of her wife, isn't he? 958 01:07:30,791 --> 01:07:33,874 Be frank, has he taken some expired "Viagra"? 959 01:07:33,874 --> 01:07:35,749 He is gutsy! 960 01:07:35,749 --> 01:07:37,540 He doesn't care about his wife! 961 01:07:39,416 --> 01:07:41,499 I wonder, is there anything wrong with Kuen? 962 01:07:41,916 --> 01:07:45,291 You are the great detective! Why don't you check it out? 963 01:07:45,291 --> 01:07:47,082 - I am checking. - That's right. 964 01:07:47,457 --> 01:07:50,332 But no one reported to police, how can I check it out? 965 01:07:51,207 --> 01:07:53,832 Well, you had an affair with Kuen 966 01:07:53,832 --> 01:07:55,873 why don't you report the case? So I can work on it. 967 01:07:55,874 --> 01:07:58,749 Are you nuts? I am a triad member, how can I go to police station? 968 01:07:58,749 --> 01:08:00,749 - You'd better save your breath! - Save it! 969 01:08:00,749 --> 01:08:01,957 Look at yourself! 970 01:08:01,957 --> 01:08:04,707 You are a creep! Why can't you be a decent citizen for once? 971 01:08:04,999 --> 01:08:06,290 You mom is a decent citizen! 972 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,291 I am going to join a gang fight, don't bother me! 973 01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:09,916 You're right, my mom is a decent citizen. 974 01:08:10,374 --> 01:08:11,540 Are you going to a gang fight? Where is it held? 975 01:08:11,541 --> 01:08:12,624 I won't go there. 976 01:08:12,624 --> 01:08:14,374 Tomorrow's paper will tell you! 977 01:08:17,082 --> 01:08:18,498 I feel so great! 978 01:08:18,832 --> 01:08:21,082 The night of Hong Kong is so pretty! 979 01:08:24,666 --> 01:08:26,457 Don't stay too long. 980 01:08:27,499 --> 01:08:31,999 Let's go home! We've stayed here for a long time. 981 01:08:33,874 --> 01:08:37,082 I did something evil... 982 01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:42,916 No, I think our home is haunted... 983 01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:44,790 I dare not go home! 984 01:08:44,999 --> 01:08:46,832 What's wrong with you? 985 01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:50,623 We did that for our future! 986 01:08:51,374 --> 01:08:54,415 Don't you ever say such nonsense again! 987 01:08:56,041 --> 01:08:57,457 No, Fung... 988 01:08:57,707 --> 01:09:00,832 I killed, I killed someone. 989 01:09:01,666 --> 01:09:03,207 If anyone knows it, it'll be shit! 990 01:09:03,207 --> 01:09:04,957 - I am scared! - Don't be silly. 991 01:09:05,249 --> 01:09:07,582 People ate the evidence. 992 01:09:07,791 --> 01:09:10,749 How can they prove we have killed, right? 993 01:09:25,374 --> 01:09:29,874 - Come on, follow me home. - I am not going back! 994 01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:31,582 Don't make me angry! 995 01:09:35,999 --> 01:09:37,415 Come on! 996 01:10:29,541 --> 01:10:31,207 "Tragic massacre in Guangzhou." 997 01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:38,166 "An obtrude-and-destroy tragedy by a mysterious woman." 998 01:10:40,749 --> 01:10:42,749 "Killed 7 people and 8 lives, only one young girl alive." 999 01:10:44,707 --> 01:10:46,915 "Youngest daughter witnessed mistress's brutal occupancy.” 1000 01:10:47,791 --> 01:10:49,999 "Little girl received psychological therapy." 1001 01:10:51,499 --> 01:10:53,624 "Commit to life-long influential memory..." 1002 01:10:58,541 --> 01:11:00,874 I've prepared water for our bath. 1003 01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:08,166 Bath? Good! Bath... 1004 01:11:27,707 --> 01:11:28,790 Cheung. 1005 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:31,665 What's the matter? 1006 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:35,666 The water is hot, do you still feel cold? 1007 01:11:35,916 --> 01:11:38,541 Yes... I don't know why. 1008 01:11:40,832 --> 01:11:44,332 - You look desperate. - Really? 1009 01:11:44,332 --> 01:11:47,248 Let me shave for you. 1010 01:11:47,332 --> 01:11:48,957 That will make you look better. 1011 01:11:49,082 --> 01:11:51,040 No, I will shave tomorrow. 1012 01:11:52,749 --> 01:11:54,457 Be good, stay clam. 1013 01:11:55,374 --> 01:11:58,290 Otherwise I will hurt you. 1014 01:12:01,291 --> 01:12:04,374 You know what kind of people I hate most? 1015 01:12:07,999 --> 01:12:10,540 I hate dishonest lover. 1016 01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:13,748 I hate people not obedient to me. 1017 01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:20,374 I would love to cut... 1018 01:12:23,207 --> 01:12:24,998 to cut their throats. 1019 01:12:29,832 --> 01:12:31,332 What are you afraid of? 1020 01:12:32,832 --> 01:12:34,957 Did you do anything wrong to me? 1021 01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:39,291 Trust me... 1022 01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:44,166 I didn't... 1023 01:12:44,416 --> 01:12:45,999 I won't do this. 1024 01:12:46,207 --> 01:12:47,790 I really won't... 1025 01:12:48,207 --> 01:12:49,748 I love you so much! 1026 01:12:51,916 --> 01:12:53,999 I think you won't do this to me. 1027 01:13:47,499 --> 01:13:50,540 Kuen... it's Kuen's head 1028 01:13:50,541 --> 01:13:52,291 Nothing's found! 1029 01:13:52,999 --> 01:13:53,957 Yes! 1030 01:13:54,249 --> 01:13:56,207 I saw Kuen's head floating in the tub. 1031 01:13:56,374 --> 01:13:58,999 Yes, her head... 1032 01:13:59,457 --> 01:14:00,332 Nothing's wrong! 1033 01:14:00,332 --> 01:14:02,415 Don't be a chicken, OK? 1034 01:14:03,957 --> 01:14:06,248 Fung, let's go to surrender ourselves. 1035 01:14:06,541 --> 01:14:07,957 Surrender ourselves? 1036 01:14:07,999 --> 01:14:09,624 Aren't you going to stay with me? 1037 01:14:09,707 --> 01:14:11,123 Don't you love me anymore? 1038 01:14:11,124 --> 01:14:15,624 I can't stand it! I want to call the police. 1039 01:14:16,832 --> 01:14:19,207 You can't! I won't let you do it. 1040 01:14:19,374 --> 01:14:21,082 Let me go! Please let me go. 1041 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:22,498 I can't! I've suffered too much! I want to tell the police. 1042 01:14:36,666 --> 01:14:40,957 Surrender ourselves, it'll be fine! 1043 01:14:46,999 --> 01:14:49,999 Help... 1044 01:14:49,999 --> 01:14:51,665 Those who don't love me will suffer. 1045 01:15:13,124 --> 01:15:15,457 I am sorry, sir, what's the matter? 1046 01:15:16,332 --> 01:15:18,248 I think I've heard people crying for help. 1047 01:15:18,874 --> 01:15:20,665 No, I heard nothing! 1048 01:15:21,666 --> 01:15:22,749 How many people are living here? 1049 01:15:22,749 --> 01:15:24,332 My cousin and her husband. 1050 01:15:24,416 --> 01:15:27,124 But they have gone back to China, I am the only one left here. 1051 01:15:33,249 --> 01:15:34,582 It's alright, sorry for bothering. 1052 01:16:01,124 --> 01:16:03,207 I won't let you leave me. 1053 01:16:34,957 --> 01:16:36,123 Look at you! 1054 01:16:37,291 --> 01:16:39,207 You hurt your face. 1055 01:16:39,791 --> 01:16:43,291 Let me wash your wound! Come on! 1056 01:16:55,041 --> 01:16:56,166 Where is Cheung? 1057 01:16:56,374 --> 01:16:58,624 The mainland said he's gone to China. 1058 01:16:58,624 --> 01:17:00,624 I think she has hidden him somewhere around. 1059 01:17:02,416 --> 01:17:05,332 There is something wrong. Let's have a chat. 1060 01:17:05,499 --> 01:17:07,999 You nuts! I don't want to waste time with you. 1061 01:17:13,791 --> 01:17:15,041 Where is Cheung? 1062 01:17:16,541 --> 01:17:17,707 What's the matter? 1063 01:17:17,707 --> 01:17:19,082 Come on, let's have a chat. 1064 01:17:19,832 --> 01:17:22,123 Just go ahead. 1065 01:17:23,416 --> 01:17:24,791 Have they gone back to China? 1066 01:17:24,791 --> 01:17:25,916 Don't you trust me? 1067 01:17:25,916 --> 01:17:27,416 How can I trust you? 1068 01:17:28,207 --> 01:17:31,165 I have known Cheung for ages, he hasn't told me his trip to China. 1069 01:17:31,582 --> 01:17:33,498 This is between you. 1070 01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:36,166 It there is something wrong, you'd better ask him. 1071 01:17:36,249 --> 01:17:39,165 If he really has gone to China, it'd be fine. 1072 01:17:39,166 --> 01:17:40,416 If... 1073 01:17:42,582 --> 01:17:44,457 I'll talk to you after stooling! 1074 01:18:04,207 --> 01:18:05,665 One "4 treasures... 1075 01:18:27,916 --> 01:18:29,082 You've waken up! 1076 01:18:38,124 --> 01:18:41,665 You've all wet! Let me wipe your sweat. 1077 01:18:50,916 --> 01:18:54,707 You must be hungry, I've cooled something tasty for you. 1078 01:18:55,499 --> 01:18:58,832 Open you mouth. 1079 01:18:59,666 --> 01:19:01,166 Good boy. 1080 01:19:01,999 --> 01:19:03,832 This tastes good! 1081 01:19:05,166 --> 01:19:06,582 Open your mouth. 1082 01:19:08,374 --> 01:19:11,415 Eat! Eat this. 1083 01:19:11,416 --> 01:19:13,999 Open up, come on! 1084 01:19:18,207 --> 01:19:19,582 Don't you want to eat anything? 1085 01:19:19,582 --> 01:19:20,832 I will be mad. 1086 01:19:22,249 --> 01:19:23,957 Eat it! 1087 01:19:27,957 --> 01:19:30,832 Open up and eat. 1088 01:19:31,082 --> 01:19:35,582 I want you to finish them. 1089 01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:45,166 Officer Wong, I've told you how wonderful my intuition is. 1090 01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:46,791 Don't blame me of being nosy. 1091 01:19:46,791 --> 01:19:49,207 A granny came to report Cheung's disappearance. 1092 01:19:49,207 --> 01:19:51,207 So, may investigate into this case now? 1093 01:19:51,916 --> 01:19:54,207 I wonder, are you ignorant of nonsense! 1094 01:19:54,207 --> 01:19:57,248 He's gone for a trip, why do you claim him to he disappeared? 1095 01:19:57,249 --> 01:19:59,040 You are troubling trouble! 1096 01:19:59,249 --> 01:20:02,165 This is not your style, huh? 1097 01:20:02,624 --> 01:20:07,124 Officer Wong, I don't think this is a simple case. 1098 01:20:07,416 --> 01:20:09,082 I can smell blood from that woman! 1099 01:20:09,082 --> 01:20:13,040 I suspect that this is a murder! Someone may be killed. 1100 01:20:13,999 --> 01:20:15,457 You've good imagination. 1101 01:20:15,457 --> 01:20:17,540 Why don't you be a script writer? 1102 01:20:21,416 --> 01:20:22,332 What's the matter? 1103 01:20:22,332 --> 01:20:25,332 Officer Lazyboots, how long should I wait? 1104 01:20:25,332 --> 01:20:27,165 What a trouble! Well, I want to quit now. 1105 01:20:30,499 --> 01:20:33,374 Auntie San, how can you do this? It's not righteous enough! 1106 01:20:33,874 --> 01:20:36,124 I've made up my mind, it's not wise of me to do this. 1107 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:40,332 I worry that you'd ask me to assist your investigation any time you like. 1108 01:20:40,332 --> 01:20:43,207 And you want me to witness in court... 1109 01:20:43,707 --> 01:20:47,082 and, some magazines... 1110 01:20:47,082 --> 01:20:49,623 may interview me... 1111 01:20:50,332 --> 01:20:53,623 I just took you five hundred, it's wasting my time! 1112 01:20:53,624 --> 01:20:55,124 - I'll give you some more money, OK? - NO! 1113 01:20:55,124 --> 01:20:57,082 I don't want to be involved. 1114 01:20:57,457 --> 01:20:59,790 You'd better take back you money. 1115 01:21:00,124 --> 01:21:01,499 I will give you some more money, okay? 1116 01:21:01,499 --> 01:21:04,665 Auntie San, come on! Please report the disappearance! 1117 01:21:04,666 --> 01:21:06,332 You told me that woman is insane. 1118 01:21:06,332 --> 01:21:07,957 Beware that she would kill you. 1119 01:21:08,249 --> 01:21:12,332 I... I am not that familiar with her, and I didn't say anything. 1120 01:21:12,332 --> 01:21:14,915 I am leaving, I am going to play mahjong. 1121 01:21:14,916 --> 01:21:16,791 Auntie San... 1122 01:21:16,791 --> 01:21:18,166 - Auntie San... - Lazyboots. 1123 01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:20,665 It's so weird! 1124 01:21:21,416 --> 01:21:23,166 You bribe her to report a missing case, huh? 1125 01:21:23,166 --> 01:21:24,874 This is the first time I've seen such kind of offering! 1126 01:21:24,874 --> 01:21:27,332 I just want to make better relationship. 1127 01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:29,374 You'd better behave! 1128 01:21:29,374 --> 01:21:32,332 You will be charged with obstructing justice. 1129 01:21:32,624 --> 01:21:35,040 Be smart if you don't want to be fired. 1130 01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:36,541 Don't mess up! 1131 01:21:36,541 --> 01:21:38,999 Remember, you are an armed cop who bests crime, 1132 01:21:38,999 --> 01:21:41,749 but not a nosy guy, do you see my point? 1133 01:21:41,749 --> 01:21:42,957 Yes, sir. 1134 01:21:46,624 --> 01:21:47,999 An armed cop? 1135 01:21:47,999 --> 01:21:51,290 A cop solves a case with his brain, not his gun 1136 01:21:53,957 --> 01:21:55,082 Shit! 1137 01:22:02,666 --> 01:22:04,499 Anybody here? 1138 01:22:25,582 --> 01:22:26,707 Shit! 1139 01:22:46,457 --> 01:22:47,790 May I go in and take a seat? 1140 01:22:56,957 --> 01:22:58,623 Nice decoration. 1141 01:23:03,791 --> 01:23:05,416 Where is Cheung? Hasn't he come back? 1142 01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:10,249 You want to take back your stuff? 1143 01:23:11,999 --> 01:23:13,207 How do you know that? 1144 01:23:13,249 --> 01:23:14,999 Do you want to take this gun back? 1145 01:23:15,207 --> 01:23:17,082 You are so nice, thank you... 1146 01:23:18,874 --> 01:23:22,749 What are you doing? You are insane. 1147 01:23:22,749 --> 01:23:24,540 I don't want you to say this word again. 1148 01:23:24,874 --> 01:23:27,415 I hate hearing this word. 1149 01:23:29,082 --> 01:23:30,623 You are not allowed to say this again. 1150 01:23:38,916 --> 01:23:41,291 I just come back for my gun. 1151 01:23:41,416 --> 01:23:42,832 Please don't give me hard time. 1152 01:23:42,832 --> 01:23:46,165 You are bastard! Bad eggs! 1153 01:23:46,707 --> 01:23:48,998 You always claim yourself to care about my family 1154 01:23:49,624 --> 01:23:51,540 At last, you come to my house with an excuse, 1155 01:23:51,541 --> 01:23:53,332 and you killed all my family. 1156 01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:55,165 No, you family isn't my concern. 1157 01:23:55,166 --> 01:23:57,832 I am not that kind of person. 1158 01:23:59,791 --> 01:24:03,582 Be nice, OK? Be nice, and you'll be fine. 1159 01:24:03,749 --> 01:24:07,040 No! No! 1160 01:24:07,166 --> 01:24:09,249 Stop beating! Otherwise I will become handicapped. 1161 01:24:09,374 --> 01:24:12,665 I beg you, let me go to hospital to stop my bleeding. 1162 01:24:12,999 --> 01:24:14,374 Please, I beg you! 1163 01:24:39,582 --> 01:24:42,457 What's up? No... 1164 01:24:45,332 --> 01:24:47,832 What's wrong? What's wrong with it? 1165 01:24:49,499 --> 01:24:51,665 Don't panic! We can make it! 1166 01:24:51,666 --> 01:24:53,207 We can save ourselves. 1167 01:24:54,541 --> 01:24:57,582 Give myself faith, come on! 1168 01:24:58,207 --> 01:25:02,707 Give myself faith... give myself confidence. 1169 01:25:03,082 --> 01:25:04,665 Shit! 1170 01:25:14,082 --> 01:25:16,582 What are you doing? 1171 01:25:22,207 --> 01:25:26,707 You are fat and muscular, don't waste your flesh. 1172 01:25:27,582 --> 01:25:29,873 Are you kidding? Don't kid me. 1173 01:25:30,666 --> 01:25:33,791 You think I am kidding? 1174 01:25:33,999 --> 01:25:36,665 I don't know! I... don't know. 1175 01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:41,166 I don't mean this! I mean, I am fat and... rough... 1176 01:25:41,999 --> 01:25:44,665 I am hairy... It won't be tasty. 1177 01:25:45,624 --> 01:25:50,124 I can shave you first. 1178 01:25:50,207 --> 01:25:53,373 No! Don't shave me... 1179 01:25:53,374 --> 01:25:55,957 My mom said... don't shave me! 1180 01:25:57,541 --> 01:26:00,666 Slow down... 1181 01:26:05,416 --> 01:26:08,832 Shave it... 1182 01:26:11,707 --> 01:26:14,832 and the cook in Szechuan style, 1183 01:26:15,207 --> 01:26:17,540 so it'll smell great. 1184 01:26:20,416 --> 01:26:24,207 Enough... 1185 01:26:26,416 --> 01:26:29,457 After shaving, just season it. 1186 01:26:30,082 --> 01:26:31,665 With this barbecue sauce, 1187 01:26:31,874 --> 01:26:34,540 it'll be more tasty. 1188 01:26:36,541 --> 01:26:39,582 Put it all over your body... 1189 01:26:40,457 --> 01:26:42,748 for 15 minutes... 1190 01:26:43,457 --> 01:26:46,582 it'll be very nice when it's being roasted. 1191 01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:51,791 It's better to add some more soup... 1192 01:26:51,832 --> 01:26:55,332 But you should get it downstairs. 1193 01:26:55,332 --> 01:26:58,540 Soup? I've prepared it. 1194 01:28:21,541 --> 01:28:23,124 Why do you help him? 1195 01:28:25,499 --> 01:28:26,874 You crazy woman! 1196 01:28:58,874 --> 01:29:02,790 I've said... confidence is very important... 1197 01:29:04,791 --> 01:29:09,291 Luckily I wear my ring on this finger. 1198 01:29:11,832 --> 01:29:15,040 Call the police... 1199 01:29:15,666 --> 01:29:17,707 Please let me go. 1200 01:29:17,707 --> 01:29:20,373 I am so afraid, pal... 1201 01:29:20,624 --> 01:29:23,665 Call the police, right now! Hurry up! 1202 01:29:24,999 --> 01:29:27,499 Luckily I wear the ring on this finger, 1203 01:29:27,499 --> 01:29:30,999 otherwise I couldn't shoot. 1204 01:29:32,082 --> 01:29:33,915 Cheung... Hey, wake up...